Here at Renegade, we've taken "Marketing as Service" to a whole new level. A lot of agencies say they'll do anything for their clients. But when push comes to shove, what do they really do for you? Squat. That's what. Being a "full-service" agency means going the extra mile. That's why we launched Renegade's "New Services." Here, you'll find a comprehensive list of the services we provide for our clients. Free of charge. Here's what we can do for you:

 Amateur Dentistry

Let's face it: going to the dentist is a pain. It's a lot like taking out the trash. No one wants to do it, but eventually, it has to get done. But, as a client of Renegade, you don't have to worry. We've got a squad of squeaky-clean interns who will polish your enamel to a gleaming white, guaranteed. Goodbye gingivitis!

 Repentance Proxy

We are all human, so we all sin. And now, as a client of Renegade, you can sin to your heart's content, and we'll take care of all the pesky penitence relevant to your religion. Just tell us what you did wrong, and we'll make sure the proper authorities know you are very, very sorry.

 Fortune Telling

It's hard to keep a pulse on emerging trends. Some companies reach out to trendspotters or Gurus to keep up-and they often pay a pretty penny. But how many agencies have certified Gypsy fortunetellers? One. That's how many. Our soothsayers wear hoop earrings and bandanas, and carry authentic, crystal balls. How legit is that?

 Tax Accounting

It's tax season. You've got two weeks to get your W-2s in order. For some, this means hiring a pricey accountant. For others, it means tinkering with TurboTax until that trip to the Bahamas looks like a business expense. But as a client of Renegade, you're entitled to a free tax consultation. We don't really know what we're doing, but audits are on us!

 Gullibility Guidance

Our clients mean a lot to us. And when they're happy, we're happy. But if you think we're going to do your taxes, or put our hands in your mouth, you may want to think again. Renegade creates interactive brand experiences that cut through, online and offline. We're pretty versatile. But, even we have our limits. Oh, and in case we needed to say it: April Fools!

To learn what we really mean by Marketing as Service and how it can help your brand, go to www.renegade.com or call Trip Hunter at 646.486.7720.